mama jama: 1. a woman who is built and stacked, has curves in all the right places, has perfect body measurements in every dimension, a perfect figure, extremely beautiful, sassy, classy, foxy, and heavenly. basically, a perfect woman. 2. a phrase from a carl carlton song. no one under the age of 35 should use it.
i love to cook. everything about it. i love chopping, measuring, smelling, tasting. i was so limited to my mom’s limited knowledge and my dad’s and brother’s limited palate but i’m nannying for a mom that actually cooks real meals for all her meals, for five people. helps to explain why she needs a nanny. and a maid i might add.
i’m gonna freaking love being a mom. i cannot wait to look at my kids the way this mom looks at them. its so beautiful to see how much she cares about them. its contagious.
i've been awakened to the fact that my heart also melts for boys and guitars. in conjunction with a good voice… take. me. now. but tonight i learned that i too can learn about 90% of worship songs with the four cords i know. watch out.
i am under 35. i support marketing ploys to capitalize on stevie wonder similarities. and urban dictionary.
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